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January 5th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; how to tell if your company is downsizing...1. Company softball teams downsized to tennis doubles. 2. Dr. Kevorkian hired as a "transition consultant." 3. Garage sale in front of corporate offices. 4. Annual company picnic moved from amusement park to company parking lot. 5. Company dental plan now consist of pliers and string. 6. Company president traded Towncar for a Yugo. 7. CEO frequently heard mumbling behind closed doors, "Enemy, meeny, miney, mo." 8. State lotto games introduced as company investment options. 9. Company health insurance plan changed to a first aid kit. 10. Company cafteria serves food from charitable organizations.
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January 6th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Heh.
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January 17th, 2007
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January 17th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Nice. LOL
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January 23rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | i have never been in a company that is downsizing.... although a few of those would apply to my current job 
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May 18th, 2007
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| Centurion | Post; I like that..........funny and clean!!!
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