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April 27th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINESHOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the h3ll -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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April 27th, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  | ha ha Tomtom, time to wake up out of your dream.  |
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April 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Very nice, tomtom!!!! LOL But yeah. Someone needs to wake up from that little dream. LOL
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April 28th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hmm...an interesting idea...
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April 28th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I've never seen a male flight attendent, but you know I do kinda like this joke, it kinda goes along with this http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/princess-queen-t24565.html
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April 29th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahaha very nice
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April 30th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Indeed it is a very interesting proposition...How bout we give it a test drive?
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May 14th, 2007
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| Centurion |  Isn't it just like Bill? Good laugh TT!
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May 14th, 2007
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| Caesar | That was really good! |
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