Topic: How is Mom?

tomtom22 · May 4th, 2006

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?
Brother 2: He's Dead
Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.
Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.

NCdt Steliga · May 4th, 2006

Ouch...

Italian Guy · May 4th, 2006

Ouch.

Charge 7 · May 5th, 2006

Yeeee....!

Navy Boy · May 5th, 2006

Rob Henderson · May 5th, 2006

*sniffle* aaaaahahahahahhaahahahaha...that sucks...oh well...

JulesLee · May 6th, 2006

=/ dat suck xD

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

May 4th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; How is Mom? A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother. Brother 1: So how is my cat doing? Brother 2: He's Dead Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground. Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again. Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing? Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

May 4th, 2006	Post 2
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Ouch... __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

May 4th, 2006	Post 3
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Ouch. __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

May 5th, 2006	Post 4
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Yeeee....! __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

May 5th, 2006	Post 5
Navy Boy I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!! Gear	__________________ This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran Semper Fortis

May 5th, 2006	Post 6
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	sniffle aaaaahahahahahhaahahahaha...that sucks...oh well... __________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie

May 6th, 2006	Post 7
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	=/ dat suck xD __________________ May 15, 2009 Commissioning in Dress Blues!!

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Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________

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