Topic: How many S.E.A.L.s does it take to screw in a light bulb

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August 7th, 2004   Post 1
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Post; How many S.E.A.L.s does it take to screw in a light bulb


Q:How many S.E.A.L.s does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 4. One to screw it in the other to shoot alll the witnesses
 
August 11th, 2004   Post 2
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lightbulb jokes are always a classic...
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August 30th, 2004   Post 3
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That's good.
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October 27th, 2004   Post 4
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Good one.
 
October 27th, 2004   Post 5
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Anything that involves more than one person and a lightbulb is bound to be funny.
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October 27th, 2004   Post 6
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hahah good one.. I can probably modify that with Marines.

Q:How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 4. One Lcpl to screw it in and 3 NCO's making sure it gets done right...
 
December 26th, 2005   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cbbr08
hahah good one.. I can probably modify that with Marines.

Q:How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 4. One Lcpl to screw it in and 3 NCO's making sure it gets done right...

Damn skippy, now turn to!!
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December 28th, 2005   Post 8
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How many Aircraft mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?

6
One to do the job, one to watch for training purposes, one safety observer, one to sign off the red X, one to watch to insure it is done in accordance with whatever T.O. the instructions in, one to sign off the Aircraft forms certifying that the aircraft is now FMC (Fully Mission Capable)
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December 28th, 2005   Post 9
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LOL dragon, its amazing how true that is . i had to go behind 4 people and say my aircarft was safe for flight :/...the military is all so "perfect"
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December 29th, 2005   Post 10
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How many sailors does it take to change a light bulb?




ONE!!


I would guess that just the sailors will like this one!