How many S.E.A.L.s does it take to screw in a light bulb

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August 7th, 2004   #1
Stafford911
 
 

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Q:How many S.E.A.L.s does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 4. One to screw it in the other to shoot alll the witnesses
 
August 11th, 2004   #2
Darkmb101
 
lightbulb jokes are always a classic... 8)


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August 30th, 2004   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
That's good.


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October 27th, 2004   #4
USAOwnz
 
Good one.
 
October 27th, 2004   #5
Darcia
 
Anything that involves more than one person and a lightbulb is bound to be funny.


^_^
 
October 27th, 2004   #6
cbbr08
 
hahah good one.. I can probably modify that with Marines.

Q:How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 4. One Lcpl to screw it in and 3 NCO's making sure it gets done right...
 
December 26th, 2005   #7
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cbbr08
hahah good one.. I can probably modify that with Marines.

Q:How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 4. One Lcpl to screw it in and 3 NCO's making sure it gets done right...

Damn skippy, now turn to!!


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December 28th, 2005   #8
dragonfett
 
 
How many Aircraft mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?

6
One to do the job, one to watch for training purposes, one safety observer, one to sign off the red X, one to watch to insure it is done in accordance with whatever T.O. the instructions in, one to sign off the Aircraft forms certifying that the aircraft is now FMC (Fully Mission Capable)


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December 28th, 2005   #9
MilidarUSMC
 
 
LOL dragon, its amazing how true that is . i had to go behind 4 people and say my aircarft was safe for flight :/...the military is all so "perfect"


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December 29th, 2005   #10
Senior Chief
 
 
How many sailors does it take to change a light bulb?




ONE!!


I would guess that just the sailors will like this one!