Topic: How to make a woman happy...

StripesGamer.com


Click Here to Join us Today!
FAQ/Rules - Search - Military Photo Gallery

  International Military Forums > The Off-Topic Zone > Military Jokes and Humor Forum > Other jokes and humor stuff
User Name
Password

 
September 2nd, 2009   Post 1
tomtom22
Chief Engineer
 
 
Gear

Post; How to make a woman happy...


How to make a woman happy...every man should know this……….

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9.. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29.. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

__________________
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
September 2nd, 2009   Post 2
sky2979
Tejanita Caliente
 
 
Gear

LOL.....heeheeehhehehehe....
__________________
"A good teacher is like a candle...It will consume itself to light the path for others"...R.I.P. Steven Zeluff
 
September 4th, 2009   Post 3
Mikefrombelgium
Primus Pilus
 
 
Gear

hahahahahahahahahahaha SOOOOOOO TRUE
__________________
To Beer! The Cause of, and Solution to, All Life’s Problems!
 
September 5th, 2009   Post 4
Jilly
Primus Pilus
 
 
I'd say that could also be totally reversed.

i.e. :
It's not difficult to make a man happy.
A woman only needs to be: etc...

 
September 5th, 2009   Post 5
sky2979
Tejanita Caliente
 
 
Gear

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jilly
I'd say that could also be totally reversed.

i.e. :
It's not difficult to make a man happy.
A woman only needs to be: etc...

OR: Women only need one thing.....*clears throat*...."Good bed time stories, heheehhehehehehe"..........
 
September 5th, 2009   Post 6
Mighty Mouse
Optio
 
 
Good one sky!
 
September 5th, 2009   Post 7
Jilly
Primus Pilus
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sky2979
OR: Women only need one thing.....*clears throat*...."Good bed time stories, heheehhehehehehe"..........
Exactly! A man only needs to show up naked, works every time
 
September 5th, 2009   Post 8
Mighty Mouse
Optio
 
 
How true, how true.
 
September 5th, 2009   Post 9
sky2979
Tejanita Caliente
 
 
Gear

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jilly
Exactly! A man only needs to show up naked, works every time



Hehehehehhehee...........
 
September 8th, 2009   Post 10
Alenoor
Tribuni Angusticlavii
 
 
Gear

Lol .
__________________
 



Similar Threads
Police: Ohio man held woman captive, read Bible
An 81-year-old woman
Soldier Tried To Make Life Better For Iraqi Children
Woman To Lead Georgia Guard