How to make bacon Danish Army style -


Read more about All you need is: bacon, aluminum foil, a bit of string, a 7.62mm machine gun and about 200 rounds You start by wraping the spare gun barrel in aluminum foil. Then you wra


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December 10th, 2010   #1
GHR
 
 

How to make bacon Danish Army style info


All you need is: bacon, aluminum foil, a bit of string, a 7.62mm machine gun and about 200 rounds


You start by wraping the spare gun barrel in aluminum foil. Then you wrap the bacon around it and tie it with a little twine


Then you wrap aluminum foil around the bacon and tie twine around it


It is now ready to be deployed into the "cooking device”


After just a few short bursts, you can smell the wonderful aroma of bacon


After about 150 rounds, your bacon is quite ready to be consumed. There's nothing like the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and gun oil


And the final result: Crispy fried bacon.

Bon appetite.

Last edited by GHR; December 10th, 2010 at 06:11..
 
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December 10th, 2010   #2
Redleg
 
 
Hehe, very nice!! I love the smell of gun-fried bacon in the morning....
 
December 10th, 2010   #3
Sevens
 
 
Very nice.


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December 10th, 2010   #4
Ted
 
 
Lol, you really must have nothing to do Next time, try make an entire breakfast, with scrambled eggs and bacon wrapped around your barrel...
 
December 10th, 2010   #5
GHR
 
 
As a soldier you must be creative if you want hot food.

We have also made sausages and bread in aluminum foil fastened to the manifold on a Mercedes GD. You donīt have to drive many miles before you have lovely roasted sausages.

Or you can put canned food beside the oil burner in a M-113 APC. It works quite well - a little too well actually. The first time we tried, it went wrong. The can exploded with a big bang and the entire vehicle inside and every man was covered in spaghetti with meatballs. The vehicle commander did not think it was funny.
 
December 11th, 2010   #6
Seehund
 
GHR
You have too much free time in the army.
We must send you out into the world and do something sensible.
 
December 11th, 2010   #7
senojekips
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seehund
GHR
You have too much free time in the army.
We must send you out into the world and do something sensible.
Pure genius!!

If our Armies spent more time frying bacon this way, perhaps our Islamic opponents might start to realise exactly how serious we are. I think this idea should be taught to our senior Army staff at War College for implementation in cases of last resort.

On a more personal note, could you please do mine to about 150 rounds, Thank you!


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Last edited by senojekips; December 11th, 2010 at 22:06..
 



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