How to make bacon Danish Army style -
Read more about All you need is: bacon, aluminum foil, a bit of string, a 7.62mm machine gun and about 200 rounds You start by wraping the spare gun barrel in aluminum foil. Then you wra
|December 10th, 2010||#1|
How to make bacon Danish Army style info
You start by wraping the spare gun barrel in aluminum foil. Then you wrap the bacon around it and tie it with a little twine
Then you wrap aluminum foil around the bacon and tie twine around it
It is now ready to be deployed into the "cooking device”
After just a few short bursts, you can smell the wonderful aroma of bacon
After about 150 rounds, your bacon is quite ready to be consumed. There's nothing like the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and gun oil
And the final result: Crispy fried bacon.
Last edited by GHR; December 10th, 2010 at 07:11..
|December 10th, 2010||#4|
Lol, you really must have nothing to do Next time, try make an entire breakfast, with scrambled eggs and bacon wrapped around your barrel...
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|December 10th, 2010||#5|
As a soldier you must be creative if you want hot food.
We have also made sausages and bread in aluminum foil fastened to the manifold on a Mercedes GD. You donīt have to drive many miles before you have lovely roasted sausages.
Or you can put canned food beside the oil burner in a M-113 APC. It works quite well - a little too well actually. The first time we tried, it went wrong. The can exploded with a big bang and the entire vehicle inside and every man was covered in spaghetti with meatballs. The vehicle commander did not think it was funny.
|December 11th, 2010||#7|
If our Armies spent more time frying bacon this way, perhaps our Islamic opponents might start to realise exactly how serious we are. I think this idea should be taught to our senior Army staff at War College for implementation in cases of last resort.
On a more personal note, could you please do mine to about 150 rounds, Thank you!
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Last edited by senojekips; December 11th, 2010 at 23:06..
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