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May 3rd, 2007   Post 1
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Post; How to Maintain Your Lawn


I ONCE LIVED in Arizona near Fort Huachuca, an Army installation. Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards, but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through the neighborhood. One lawn stood out, however. It was green and lush with neat rows of flowers. I was puzzled how the owner managed to do it until I noticed a sign in the yard. It read: "Danger -- Minefield."

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Ellen Zrelak

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
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May 3rd, 2007   Post 2
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that's pretty good
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May 5th, 2007   Post 3
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Very nice. LOL
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May 6th, 2007   Post 4
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Oh, WOW!
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May 7th, 2007   Post 5
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LOL...yeah guess that will keep some off your lawn huh? lol
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May 11th, 2007   Post 6
Rob Henderson
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I know I'd keep MY arse off it. Hahaha.
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