How to install a wireless security system

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December 1st, 2005   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."






"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
December 2nd, 2005   #2
bigcanada813
 
 
you can sleep easy tonight


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January 10th, 2007   #3
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe


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February 9th, 2007   #4
Team Infidel
 
 
oh goodness....