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February 24th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; How to Cross a River


Once upon a time three Air Force Officers were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first Officer knelt down and prayed to the Lord: “Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times. BUT: he was successful!
The second Officer, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: “Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.
The third Officer who observed all this knelt down and prayed: “Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord converted the Officer into a Sergeant. The Sergeant took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.
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February 24th, 2008   Post 2
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lol, that's usin your smarts!
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February 24th, 2008   Post 3
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Just another variation of this: Crossing the river
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February 24th, 2008   Post 4
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Still funny!
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February 24th, 2008   Post 5
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very good..
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February 25th, 2008   Post 6
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hahahaha... it will never end... officer bashing.
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February 25th, 2008   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Just another variation of this: Crossing the river

My appoligies. I did not mean to repost something.
 
February 26th, 2008   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boom_er1
My apologies. I did not mean to repost something.
Yours was just sufficiently different, so that's why I did not close your version.
 
March 7th, 2008   Post 9
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nice joke provided a good laught, thanks
 



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