Topic: Hot Mamma!

tomtom22 · February 28th, 2006

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur and be careful.'"
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Missileer · February 28th, 2006

Oh well, you can't live forever.

Rob Henderson · March 1st, 2006

smoooth...well at least he will be happy in his final moments...

AFSteliga · March 1st, 2006

Gotta go with what works.

armlesscadet · March 1st, 2006

giggaty giggaty goo

AmericanSweetheart · March 2nd, 2006

What a way to go right?

CrazyLilCajun · October 17th, 2007

hahahaha.....

Peddler · October 17th, 2007

hahahha thats good

Team Infidel · October 17th, 2007

very funny...

Sevens · October 17th, 2007

Very funny!!!!!! LOL

February 28th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Hot Mamma! Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur and be careful.'" ************************************************ *** __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

February 28th, 2006	Post 2
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Oh well, you can't live forever. __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

March 1st, 2006	Post 3
Rob Henderson Milforum Idol	smoooth...well at least he will be happy in his final moments... __________________ Sing ye to the Lord, for He hath triumphed gloriously! "If a composer could have said what he wanted to say in words, he wouldn't have needed to write the music." -Gustav Mahler.

March 1st, 2006	Post 4
AFSteliga Milforum Moderator Gear	Gotta go with what works. __________________ Cpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Per ardua ad astra

March 1st, 2006	Post 5
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	giggaty giggaty goo __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

March 2nd, 2006	Post 6
AmericanSweetheart Primus Pilus Gear	What a way to go right? __________________ I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine!

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CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	hahahaha..... __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 17th, 2007	Post 8
Peddler Caesar Gear	hahahha thats good __________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

October 17th, 2007	Post 9
Team Infidel Milforums Spamfilter Gear	very funny... __________________

October 17th, 2007	Post 10
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Very funny!!!!!! LOL __________________ After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F. Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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