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November 21st, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Horticulture.


A high school teacher asked his English class to use a group of words in a sentence, mostly higher level vocabulary words, such as plethera, ignominy, etc. Here's one response from a student:

HORTICULTURE
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

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November 21st, 2008   Post 2
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Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but it made me giggle.
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November 21st, 2008   Post 3
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sounds like me. i had to go to some orchestra concert today. apparently the navy wants us future officers to be classy. i hated it. i much prefer a bonfire at a barn with music blarin out.
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November 21st, 2008   Post 4
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Part of officer culture my friend.
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November 21st, 2008   Post 5
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groan.......
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November 22nd, 2008   Post 6
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sigh....sigh...
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November 22nd, 2008   Post 7
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I heard it as "You can lead a horse to water but you can't lead a horticulture".
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November 23rd, 2008   Post 8
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^^^ I like yours better, DTop.
 
November 23rd, 2008   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sevens
^^^ I like yours better, DTop.
Me too!








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