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March 6th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; The Homeless Man


A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


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March 6th, 2006   Post 2
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lol the worst part was giving up the golf
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March 7th, 2006   Post 3
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Pretty good.
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March 7th, 2006   Post 4
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That is so true lol.
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March 8th, 2006   Post 5
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Shame that he had to give up the fishing... the heck with the golf, the desire to misuse a club is downright impossible to ignore.

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October 29th, 2007   Post 6
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not bad....
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October 29th, 2007   Post 7
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hahaha..funny
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October 30th, 2007   Post 8
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Pretty funny.
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