![]() | About The Homeless Man |
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| | The Homeless Man infoThe man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex." "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations |
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lol the worst part was giving up the golf
C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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Pretty good.
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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That is so true lol. This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran ![]() Semper Fortis |
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Shame that he had to give up the fishing... the heck with the golf, the desire to misuse a club is downright impossible to ignore. Think of it as a painting entitled "Assault, with Intent to Commit Murder- Golf Ball" Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time. Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs. |
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not bad....
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hahaha..funny
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Pretty funny.
Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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I've quit golf after getting bit by one ball that I hit myself, and look at me now!!!!! Holed up in an urban city where the infamous ajummas (middle-aged ladies) that have no manners throw purses to secure a seat in the sub and looks at me with a dirty look (that actually happened once) |
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