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July 25th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; home for lunch


A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white,patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."


After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.


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July 25th, 2006   Post 2
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LMAO Oh that's hilarious!!!!
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July 26th, 2006   Post 3
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Hahahaha. Very nice.
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July 27th, 2006   Post 4
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Too funny!
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July 27th, 2006   Post 5
JulesLee
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Rofllllllllllllllll
 
July 27th, 2006   Post 6
Rob Henderson
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ahahahahahaha...roflmfao! hahahaha...thats great tomtom, really first class.
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August 29th, 2006   Post 7
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nice!!!
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August 29th, 2006   Post 8
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That's a good one.
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