I think his most constructive effort was, "Hier Eva, beißen Sie auf diesem, dann ich sich schießen" or....Here Eva, you bite on this, then I'll shoot myself.
I like this one. So far it's the best.
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations