Topic: Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy? | |
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Topic: Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy? | |
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January 18th, 2004
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| Centurion | Post; Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy?Bring it back, and I'll give you another one  |
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January 14th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | lol, thats a funny one
__________________ MICHAEL HATKEVICH, C/Capt, CAP |
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January 14th, 2005
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| The fire is everything...  | Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy? Sergeant: "Then you'll be the first one down!"..   Here's some more airborne/skydiving jokes: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...opic.php?t=600 http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...opic.php?t=662 Enjoy..  |
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January 16th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg. "If that chute don't open wide... ...I got another one by my side" "If that chute don't open round... ...I'll be the first one on the ground" AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!!
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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January 16th, 2005
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| Immunes | For someone who wants to try Skydiving sometime THESE are scarey thoughts BUT These aren't going to stop me still gonna do it sometime :P LadyHawk
__________________ ~~Future Marine Corps Mom~~ \"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.\" Eleanor Roosevelt |
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January 16th, 2005
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | thats the spirit! you go girl. lol. joking. my uncle was in the "DESANTNIKI" AKA soviet Airborne more than 250 jumps! |
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January 18th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Poor poor peple...
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January 19th, 2005
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| Milites Gregarius | This one goes right along with it For sale: One Army parachute. Used once, never opened Either that or If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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January 27th, 2005
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| Milites Gregarius | Quote:
Here is all that I should do Roll over get up and run off the DZ Cause never in HELL will ya' bury me | |
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February 8th, 2005
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| Optio | FOR SALE: used parachute, slight stain used once, never opened
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