Please help out. I goto a religous school so they can't be vulgar. And if you also have any for Bravo comany please post as well! Thank you in advance!

Also, please don't post any other branches cadences other than Army or neutral ones. I've already tried looking on the net but I just keep finding the same ones over over again! It's frustrating!

Unfortunately, most Jody cadences are from the times when the services didn't have many Females and are pretty raunchy. I'll try to remember some of the ones we used when the Chaplain was in earshot.

GI beans and GI gravy,
Gee I wish I'd joined the Navy.

They say that in the Army,
the coffees mighty fine
it looks like muddy water
and tastes like terpentine

Oh Lord I wanna go
But they wont let me go
Hooo-oooo-oooo-ooooome.

They say that in the Army
The biscuts r mighty fine
one rolled off the table
and killed a friend of mine

Oh Lord I wanna go
But they wont let me go
hooo-oooo-ooooome.

They say that in the Army
the trainings mighty fine
We left with 100
and now theres only 9

Oh Lord I wanna go
but they wont let me go
hooo-ooooo-ooooooome.

They say that in the Army
The pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars
and take back ninety nine

Oh Lord I wanna go
but they wont let me go
hoo-oooo-oooooome.

They say that in the Army
The coffees mighty fine
Its good for cuts and bruises
And tastes like iodine.

oh Lord I wanna go
But they wont let me go
hooo-ooo-oooomme.
HEY(stomp foot)

you get a line i get a pole (honey honey)
you get a line i get a pole (babe babe)
(you get a line i get a pole we go down to the finshing hole honey oh baby mine ,go to your left your right your left[2x] hey!
what you looking down for (honey honey)
what you looking down for(babe babe)
what you looking down for aint no diascharge on the ground honey oh baby mine ,go to your left you right your left[2x] hey!
standing tall looking good(honey honey)
standing tall looking good(babe babe)
standing tall looking good outta be in hollywood honey oh baby mine, go to your left your right your left[2x] hey!

and that can go on forever if you find other things to say i kow like 20 different fill ins almost ne thing works there

hey hey capt'n jack
meet me down by the railroad track
with a k-bar in your hand
teach me to beeee a stabbing man
*a stabbing man
a stabbing man
*a stabbing man

hey hey capt'n jack
meet me down by the railroad track
with a bottle in your hand
teach me to be a drinkin man
*
a drinking man
*

with an m-16
teach me to be a shooting man

with whatever...be a whatever..

for

A little bird
With a little bill
Was sitting on
My windowsill
I let him in
With a piece of bread
And then i Squashed
His little head

I let him in
With a piece of bread
and then i squashed his
*STOMP*
Little head

A little Puppy
With a yellow back
was sitting on
My welcome mat
I picked him up
Like a piece of meat
then i Chopped off
all his little feet

I picked him up
Like a piece of meat
then i Chopped off his
*STOMP*
little feet

Hey Ho Captain Jack
Meet me by the railroad track
with my rifle in my hand
im gona be a shooting man
your left your left
your military left
your left your right now pick up the step your left your right your left
your left your right now pick up the step your left your right your left
he ho captain jack
meet me by the railroad track
with my k-bar in my hand
im gonna be a stabbin man
your left your left
your military left
your left your right now pickup the step your left your right your left
your left your right now pick up the step your left your right your left
he ho captain jack
meet me by the railroad track
with my pillow in my hand
im gonna be a sleeping man
left your left
your military left
your left your right now pickup the step your left your right your left
your left your right now pickup the step your left your right your left
hey ho captain jack
meet me by the railroad track
with my boosk in my hand
im gonna be a rotc man
your left your left
your military left
your left your right now pickup the step your left your right your left
our left your right now pickup the step your left your right your left

Pick Up Your Weapon

Eighty-second (eighty-second)
patch on my shoulder (patch on my shoulder)
pick up your weapon and follow me (pick up your weapon and follow me)
Airborne infantry (airborne infantry)

One-oh-one (one-oh-one)
Screaming Eagles (Screaming Eagles)
pick up your weapon and follow me (pick up your weapon and follow me)
Air 'ssault infantry (Air 'ssault infantry)

Big Red One (Big Red One)
patch on my shoulder (patch on my shoulder)
pick up your weapon and follow me (pick up your weapon and follow me)
straight-leg infantry (straight-leg infantry)

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I have this as an MP3, PM me your email address and I'll email it to you.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his privates three uh huh.
"Beer, beer, beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his corporals three uh huh.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his sergeants three uh huh.
"File from the left, column right," said the sergeant.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his lieuie's three uh huh.
"I don't know I'm lost," said the lieuie
"File from the left, column right," said the sergeant.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his captains three uh huh.
"Where in the heck are my maps," said the captain.
"I don't know, I'm lost," said the lieuie
"File from the left, column right," said the sergeant.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his majors three uh huh.
"Take that hill over there," said the major.
"Where in the heck are my maps," said the captain.
"I don't know, I'm lost," said the lieuie
"File from the left, column right," said the sergeant.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his colonels three uh huh.
"Where in the heck is my star?" said the colonel.
"Take that hill over there," said the major.
"Where in the heck are my maps?" said the captain.
"I don't know, I'm lost," said the lieuie
"File from the left, column right," said the sergeant.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Old King Cole had a merry old soul, and a merry old soul had he, uh huh.
He called for wife and called for dog and called for his generals three uh huh.
"War, war, war," said the general.
"Where in the heck is my star?" said the colonel.
"Take that hill over there," said the major.
"Where in the heck are my maps?" said the captain.
"I don't know, I'm lost," said the lieuie
"File from the left, column right," said the sergeant.
"I want a four day pass," said the corporal.
"Beer beer beer," said the private.
For fighting men awaaaay.

Around, her hair, she wore a yellow ribbon.
She wore it in the spring time, in the merry month of May!
And if, you asked, her why the heck she wore it,
She wore for the Soldier, who was far far away.

Far away!
Far away!
She wore it for the Soldier who was far far away, HEY!

Around, the block, she pushed a baby carriage.
She pushed it in the spring time, in the merry month of May!
And if, you asked, her why the heck she pushed it,
She pushed it for the Soldier who was far far away.

Far away!
Far away!
She pushed it for the Soldier who was far far away, HEY!

Behind, the door, her daddy kept a shotgun.
He kept it in the springtime, in the merry month of May!
And if, you asked, him why the heck he kept it,
He kept it for the Soldier who was far far away.

Far away!
Far away!
He kept it for the Soldier who was far far away, HEY!

Tinyyyy bubbles...
In, my, beeeeer.
Maaaaakes me happyyyy!
Full of cheeeeer.
I dunnoooo.
But I, heard, rumors...
<Insert neighboring unit> is wearing bloomers.

I hear the choppers hoverin'.
They're hoverin' over heaaaad.
They come to get the wounded!
They come to get the deeead.

Airbooooooooooooorne (while the unit says, "Shoot the son-of-a, Shoot the son-of-a, RAT TAT TAT WOOOOO!")

(Unit repeats Airborne)

Rangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Lead the Way! (while the unit says, "Shoot the son-of-a, Shoot the son-of-a, RAT TAT TAT WOOOOO!")

(Unit repeats Rangers Lead the Way)

Sittin' in my foxhole,
Sharpenin' my kniiiiiife.
Up pops an enemy!
'Had to take his liiiiife.

Airbooooooooooooorne (while the unit says, "Shoot the son-of-a, Shoot the son-of-a, RAT TAT TAT WOOOOO!")

(Unit repeats Airborne)

Rangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Lead the Way! (while the unit says, "Shoot the son-of-a, Shoot the son-of-a, RAT TAT TAT WOOOOO!")

(Unit repeats Rangers Lead the Way)

My buddy's in my foxhole,
Bullet through his heeead.
Medic says he wounded!
But I know that he's deeead.

Airbooooooooooooorne (while the unit says, "Shoot the son-of-a, Shoot the son-of-a, RAT TAT TAT WOOOOO!")

(Unit repeats Airborne)

Rangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Lead the Way! (while the unit says, "Shoot the son-of-a, Shoot the son-of-a, RAT TAT TAT WOOOOO!")

(Unit repeats Rangers Lead the Way)

<while running>

When my Grandma was 91,
She did PT just for fun.
When my Grandma was 92,
She did PT better than you.


etc.

While running at PT or something, here is a good one to start your platoon off with, sort as you warm up.

Birdie birdie in the sky!
Drop Something down in my eye!
Looks like ice cream tastes like spit!
Oh my God I think its........"

Use your imagination to fill in that last word.

And its nothing special, just something for you to yell, and your platoon, or squad repeats.

I can see if I can remeber some more if you like.