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October 14th, 2005   Post 1
Padre
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Post; Heaven vs Hell


In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the police are English,
the technicians are German,
the lovers are Italian,
The entertainers are American
and it’s all managed by the Swiss.

In Hell: the cooks are English,
the police are German,
the technicians are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
The entertainers are American
and it’s all organised by the Italians.

 
October 14th, 2005   Post 2
Charge 7
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Wait, the entertainers are American no matter which place you go? Talk about a lousy agent!
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October 15th, 2005   Post 3
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Thets hell funny
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October 15th, 2005   Post 4
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ENGLISH COOKS!
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October 15th, 2005   Post 5
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I...kinda get it.....
 
October 16th, 2005   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BaZoOkAzNgReNaDeZ
I...kinda get it.....
Same here.
 
September 28th, 2006   Post 7
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funny one!
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September 28th, 2006   Post 8
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Funny!!!!!
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September 28th, 2006   Post 9
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that's funny
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September 28th, 2006   Post 10
The Cooler King
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HaHa... That is the best.