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May 14th, 2008   Post 1
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An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased."
To which the elderly man said, "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"
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May 14th, 2008   Post 2
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LMFAO! That's gotta suck for the family! But that guy is clever.
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May 14th, 2008   Post 3
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kick ass hehe
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May 14th, 2008   Post 4
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Perfect!!!
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May 14th, 2008   Post 5
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That's a good one.
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May 14th, 2008   Post 6
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Sorry, but it's been posted before: An elderly gentleman
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