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May 14th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Hearing problemsAn elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%. The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased." To which the elderly man said, "Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!"
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May 14th, 2008
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| God of Scones | LMFAO! That's gotta suck for the family! But that guy is clever.
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May 14th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | kick ass hehe
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May 14th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Perfect!!!
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May 14th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | That's a good one.
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May 14th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Sorry, but it's been posted before: An elderly gentleman
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