Topic: Heard this one while at jump school

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July 25th, 2004   Post 1
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Post; Heard this one while at jump school


unless you've gone through jump school, you might not understand this one


so there's a marine, a sailor, and an air force guy in a bar in Thailand. The air force guy says "I'm going to drink a beer, then go "talk" to one of the thai girls upstairs"
so off he goes, pounds a beer, and goes upstairs to 'talk" to a girl upstairs.
The Navy guy goes "pfft, I'm goign to drink 10 beers, then go "talk" to 10 thai girls". Off he goes, he pounds 10 beers and heads upstairs to "talk" to 10 girls.
The Marine, not to be outdone, goes "oh yeah? I'm going to pound a whole 24 pack, then go "talk" to 24 girls." He pounds the 24 pack and heads upstairs. To the sailor and zoomie's surprise, they hear banging and crashing, so they run upstairs to investigate. They find the Marine passed out, and all the girls smoking cigarrettes, looking satisfied.
They wake up the Marine, and ask what happened. His response was "I dunno, but I came up here, and suddenly I got the crap beat out of me! The last thingI remember is someone jumping out the window, and saying "1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand, 4 thousand..."

 
July 26th, 2004   Post 2
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well...one one thousand....
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July 26th, 2004   Post 3
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Interesting.
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July 28th, 2004   Post 4
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That same joke was going around Airborne school when i was there. I still tell that one today.
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July 28th, 2004   Post 5
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January 17th, 2007   Post 6
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Lol....
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April 11th, 2007   Post 7
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that's good
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