Heard this one while at jump school

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July 25th, 2004   #1
Pogue
 

Heard this one while at jump school info


unless you've gone through jump school, you might not understand this one


so there's a marine, a sailor, and an air force guy in a bar in Thailand. The air force guy says "I'm going to drink a beer, then go "talk" to one of the thai girls upstairs"
so off he goes, pounds a beer, and goes upstairs to 'talk" to a girl upstairs.
The Navy guy goes "pfft, I'm goign to drink 10 beers, then go "talk" to 10 thai girls". Off he goes, he pounds 10 beers and heads upstairs to "talk" to 10 girls.
The Marine, not to be outdone, goes "oh yeah? I'm going to pound a whole 24 pack, then go "talk" to 24 girls." He pounds the 24 pack and heads upstairs. To the sailor and zoomie's surprise, they hear banging and crashing, so they run upstairs to investigate. They find the Marine passed out, and all the girls smoking cigarrettes, looking satisfied.
They wake up the Marine, and ask what happened. His response was "I dunno, but I came up here, and suddenly I got the crap beat out of me! The last thingI remember is someone jumping out the window, and saying "1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand, 4 thousand..."

 
July 26th, 2004   #2
Mark Conley
 
 
well...one one thousand....


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July 26th, 2004   #3
AFSteliga
 
 
Interesting.


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July 28th, 2004   #4
sgtbreeden
 
 
That same joke was going around Airborne school when i was there. I still tell that one today.


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July 28th, 2004   #5
otterbear2468
 
 
January 17th, 2007   #6
Sevens
 
 
Lol....


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April 11th, 2007   #7
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good