![]() | About Heard this one while at jump school |
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| | Heard this one while at jump school infoso there's a marine, a sailor, and an air force guy in a bar in Thailand. The air force guy says "I'm going to drink a beer, then go "talk" to one of the thai girls upstairs" so off he goes, pounds a beer, and goes upstairs to 'talk" to a girl upstairs. The Navy guy goes "pfft, I'm goign to drink 10 beers, then go "talk" to 10 thai girls". Off he goes, he pounds 10 beers and heads upstairs to "talk" to 10 girls. The Marine, not to be outdone, goes "oh yeah? I'm going to pound a whole 24 pack, then go "talk" to 24 girls." He pounds the 24 pack and heads upstairs. To the sailor and zoomie's surprise, they hear banging and crashing, so they run upstairs to investigate. They find the Marine passed out, and all the girls smoking cigarrettes, looking satisfied. They wake up the Marine, and ask what happened. His response was "I dunno, but I came up here, and suddenly I got the crap beat out of me! The last thingI remember is someone jumping out the window, and saying "1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand, 4 thousand..." |
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well...one one thousand.... “If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF |
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Interesting.
MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra |
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That same joke was going around Airborne school when i was there. I still tell that one today.
Life only throws you what you can handle \"Infantry Leads the Way\" |
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Lol....
Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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that's good
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