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December 15th, 2006
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| Milforum Moderator  | Post; Heard In A BarA man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please". The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the meaning of life, etc. . . The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have. A martini, please. Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool . . . Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?" This time the man drawled out "Uh . . . 'bout 50." The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-'a-l-l r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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December 15th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | that's good.
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December 15th, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Beautiful.
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December 15th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Hahahaha...Very nice. Hahaha....
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December 15th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | That's a good one.
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December 15th, 2006
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| Canuckus Maximus  | sounds like a fun bar
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December 15th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Where is this bar?
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December 15th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Very nice. 
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December 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | lolololololololol |
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