Hi,

well the russians came over and umm, they tried to capture me,

*Cough*Soviet Union*Cough* Broke in 1999 *Cough**Cough*

Russia isen't Communist either

Now Admit dammit you are making up all them stories ...............you were actually taken by Aliens from far away galaxy

*note to self* kill Swordfish in freetime(he knoweth to mucheth)

Ya right ....Bring it on

But first i have a very important appointment so excuse me gentelman



Cheers
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Yep the aliens took me and probed me, we don't need to go into details of that.

Originally Posted by SwordFish_13

...But first i have a very important appointment so excuse me gentelman



Cheers
-=SF_13=-

I guess the alien probes helped with your visit with the president!

From what I've heard, some guys actually like those alien probes.

Not me. No sir. In fact, I have a strict "EXIT ONLY" policy when it comes to that part of my anatomy.

Russia isen't Communist either

They might not have been communist but they were ex-KGB, I think.

If they left him alone in India, none of that stuff would have happened. The massive amounts of curry on a white person would have gotten him eventually, they would have done well to just leave him be.

Anyways its all been documented (for real) if you want proof just watch the movie "The Bourne Supremacy" its all there, secret spy stuff and all. Thats how you'll know what he's been up to.

Btw those martail arts moves are killer, dude. And that part where you spit the vodka in that guys face, never would have expected that, you're a human weapon, dude.

thanks, i try not to hurt them to much but sometimes i slip.