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March 18th, 2007   Post 1
itsmelisa
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Post; I have "great" news for you


The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."



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March 18th, 2007   Post 2
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oh goodness
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March 18th, 2007   Post 3
philam15
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Haha that sucks for him
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March 18th, 2007   Post 4
Chyllaxen
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HAHAHA, Powned....alittle Arsnic....LOL
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March 18th, 2007   Post 5
Fox
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That's so unexepected....but funny. lol
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March 18th, 2007   Post 6
tomtom22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox
That's so unexepected....but funny. lol
^What he said^
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March 19th, 2007   Post 7
sunshine
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haha you know that sucks
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March 20th, 2007   Post 8
Rob Henderson
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Dang...Hahahaha.
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March 20th, 2007   Post 9
Sevens
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Nice. LOL
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March 22nd, 2007   Post 10
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funny
 



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