Best plan, pretent you are a terrorist wannabe, join Al Gaida, kill some good guys, after some years, become left or right hand of Bin Laden, then post a message here in this forum, with the location.

Key point here: you gotta be patient if you wanna do some big stuff

Yup.
Actually the Chinese intelligence service works in that way. they are very patient and work things over a long time. They don't want sparks flying and don't leave dead bodies around either.
Very effective.