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March 3rd, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Haunting??!!!An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid That he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......." My kinda woman. 
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March 3rd, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | lol smart
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March 4th, 2006
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| Optio  |  Good one.She's one clever girl. 
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March 4th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Ohhh...good one. haha.
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March 7th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Good call
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March 7th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Yeah buddy!
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March 7th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | LOL!  He will dig his way to China lol.
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October 17th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahaha...good thinking....lol
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October 18th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 18th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | very good........
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