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March 6th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Harry's willHarry's will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Harry would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Helen, "Thirty thousand." "No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?" Helen answered. "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone." Jody computed quickly, "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My God, how big is it? "Two and a half carats." 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  Last edited by tomtom22; March 8th, 2007 at 23:50. |
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March 6th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Hahaha...Dang.
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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March 7th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | hahahahaha
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March 7th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | lololol!!!! memorial stone lolol!!! |
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March 7th, 2007
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Bugs Bunny would approve - keep em coming Tomtom  |
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