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December 30th, 2004
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| Centurion | Post; The hard lives of different servicemenjust so everyone knows, i didn't make these up myself i got them from a military website. Perspectives An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is ****." An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good ****!" A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great ****." A Force Recon Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this ****. " The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of **** is this?"
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December 30th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | lol but again, this one is somewhere on this site  |
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December 31st, 2004
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| Centurion | do you take pleasure in making me look bad Locke? j/k  |
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December 31st, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | This one reminds me of the 'This sucks' one. Still good.
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January 17th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Pretty good.
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January 17th, 2007
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April 15th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | pretty good
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June 13th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | OORAH! bumping this up
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August 6th, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | i thought of this one today, so im just bringin it up front. Semper Fi!
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August 7th, 2007
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| Spam King | I still like the AF.
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