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October 30th, 2005
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| Master Gunner | Post; Halloween DictionaryBoogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law." Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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October 30th, 2005
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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October 31st, 2005
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| Centurion | Quote:
__________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\". | |
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October 31st, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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May 31st, 2007
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| Centurion |  Post; Bravo!!!!!!ReAl FuNnY oNeS, cHaRgE 7!!!
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May 31st, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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