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May 6th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Hair with Attitude


There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. "Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day.The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day.The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day.The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"
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May 6th, 2006   Post 2
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May 6th, 2006   Post 3
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Optimism ain't that?
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May 6th, 2006   Post 4
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May 9th, 2006   Post 5
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How is this funny?
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May 9th, 2006   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
How is this funny?
It's not to us old.....er..mature guys.
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May 9th, 2006   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
How is this funny?
If you aren't tonsorially challenged then I can't explain it to you.
 
July 28th, 2006   Post 8
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o ok.....