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October 4th, 2005
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| Banned  | Post; HAHA! The OLD General goes to the doctor.Okay, I thought this was hiliarious, but it's kind of 'naughty'. LOL It's certainly not too bad though!  The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex. 'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945.' 'Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked. 'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 2113.'  |
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October 5th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
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October 6th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | very good
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October 8th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww generals are all old and junk 
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October 8th, 2005
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| Optio | Pretty good! Nah not too dirty.
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January 15th, 2007
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January 16th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Pretty good.
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April 18th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | very good
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November 20th, 2007
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| Centurion | I like the version where it is an Old Salty SGM and a woman in a bar. It is more realistic, as Generals do not go to doctors, the doctors go to the Generals.  |
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November 21st, 2007
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| Spam King | reasonable....
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