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April 5th, 2008   Post 1
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A Gun in the House

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.




As John Steinbeck once said:

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why'd you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make 46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7.The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!


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Last edited by Missileer; April 7th, 2008 at 20:15.
 
April 5th, 2008   Post 2
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hahahahaha
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April 7th, 2008   Post 3
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Love it!!
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July 4th, 2008   Post 4
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Hahahaha!!!
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7.The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!


Those last two are true... Your pistol is used to get to your rifle and if the guy only has one firearm and knows how to use it. Be ready...

As for an addition to the rules.

1. First rule of a gun fight. Bring a gun.
2. Second rule, bring all your friends with guns
3. No one will remember what firearm was used, what type of ammunition was shot, what shooting stance and tactics were displayed. All people will remember is who lived and who died. 4. When you're in a gun fight. Fight to win. It's simple as that.
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