|June 10th, 2006||#1|
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they
got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
This is really going to hurt!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy........ even these silly
little cute..... and clean jokes.
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
Last edited by tomtom22; June 10th, 2006 at 17:14..
|June 14th, 2006||#5|
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DOH!!! Ok, that's it, bartender, no more for this man, he's had enough.
"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
|June 14th, 2006||#6|
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"Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they
got to know each other so well, they decided to get married."
Sooo, he swept her off her feet?
“War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.”
—John Stuart Mill