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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; On the green.Warning -Now this joke is good, but it's RUDE, so ladies and those of a sensitive nature please switch channels. This demobbed soldier is walking towards the tee at a good local golf club when he is approached by a guy who hollers 'Hey Jackson, it is you isn't it'? Jackson looks around and takes a look. He recognises his ex- commanding officer; ' Yes Sir - it's me OK'. 'What are you up to here, Jackson?' 'Just looking to play a round or so, Sir'. 'Well, I must admit to being surprised to bump into you at this club Jackson'. 'Are you really Sir'. 'Are you actually a member, Jackson?' 'Sure am, Sir'. 'I see, tell me, are you a town member or a country member Jackson? ' I'm a town member sir' 'Ah well. Of course, I'm a country member, Jackson'. 'Oh yeah - I remember Sir!' Last edited by Del Boy; November 3rd, 2007 at 01:31. |
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| Forum Brat | Nice. LOL
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| Milforum Swamp Dweller | I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a pun?
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I'm very glad you don't get it. It is just too rude. We'll move on. |
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| Spam King | expain it to me! (in pm form of course)... EDIT: Wait, never mind. That's funney!
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Yeah, it is funny, a real soldier's joke. But a bit on the edge for mixed viewing. I only posted it because it is so good, I considered it was probably worth the risk. As it happens, the word involved is one I never use . Artistic licence involved in this case. |
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| Centurion | If there was ever a time I felt like a blonde it is at this very moment as for the first time in my life I am clueless. |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Very glad to hear that Silk - keep it that way. A good man/soldier joke, but a crude play on words. You really don't need to go there. Just move on - with my apologies. It just ain't for your ears and carried a warning for Ladies to switch off. I hope it doesn't reflect on the forum to a new member.
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| Centurion | Del Boy, I will take your word for it, and let it rest, but I am also a soldier, and still do not get the joke. Grew up with lots of brothers and no sisters and they always told the best jokes. I have a male sense of humor and can relate well to men, without being offended. |
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