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March 3rd, 2004   Post 1
Mark Conley
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Post; Green Jelly Bean Flights


At one time at a remote site I was at, married service members were intitled to what the troops called a Green Jelly Bean Flight, or a flight to home visit from a long term overseas short tour, for morale purposes. Since the man was usally married, and had big kids at home, the custom was to give the man a large bag of green jelly beans, (or M&Ms, skittles, ect as long as the color was green) and a sheet of instructions for their use. Mine was worded as follows:

For extra time alone with the wife:

1. Arrive home.

2. Show kids the bag of candy.

3. Open the bag, and scatter candy throughout the grass.

4. Go spend a few moments alone with mom.

5. Pray they arent fast searchers....
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March 3rd, 2004   Post 2
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March 7th, 2004   Post 3
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Hahaha, amen to that! :P
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March 11th, 2004   Post 4
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thats not a bad idea... but there better be at least 1,000 of them jelly beans
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April 8th, 2004   Post 5
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haha
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May 19th, 2004   Post 6
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If your outta luck they'll not only find them fast but eat them too fast. Ahh, the sweet sound of your kids on the other side of the bedroom door:"Mummy, Daddy, my tummy hurts"
 
May 7th, 2005   Post 7
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Post; Re: Green Jelly Bean Flights


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Conley
5. Pray they arent fast searchers....
If they're that fast, then they must have good eyes, a good nose, or dead grass.
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May 8th, 2005   Post 8
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simple rememdy is make sure you get a plane which lands whlie its dark, so they you go outside and "accidently" spill the lollies lol
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May 8th, 2005   Post 9
NCdt Steliga
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Interesting custom...I should take that into consideration later on in life.
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November 9th, 2005   Post 10
AussieNick
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I'm gunna remember that one for my diggers when I graduate.
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