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August 13th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Grandma's giftAn older man was watching his Grandson as he slowly pulled a worm from a hole in the ground. The boy said "look Grandpa I did it." The old man smiled and said "I bet you a dollar you can't put him back in." The boy thought a minute then ran to the house and came back with his Grandmother's hair spray. He sprayed a coat on the worm and when it dried, slid the worm back in the hole. His Grandpa gave him the dollar and smiled. The next morning, the Grandfather gave the boy two dollars. The boy told his Grandpa he had already paid him. Grandpa smiled and said, "I know but that's from Grandma."
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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August 13th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer | Who needs Viagra? Right? 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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August 13th, 2005
| Post 3 |
| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Spray Net is dang sure cheaper. |
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August 14th, 2005
| Post 4 |
| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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August 14th, 2005
| Post 5 |
| Optio |
__________________ \"LIFE WITHOUT KIDS IS LIFE WITHOUT LAUGHTER\" |
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