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April 27th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Grandmas Don't Know Everything


Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you."



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April 27th, 2008   Post 2
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LOL Nice....
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April 28th, 2008   Post 3
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LOL, oh no.
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April 28th, 2008   Post 4
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hahahahaha
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April 28th, 2008   Post 5
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LOL.... cute!
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April 28th, 2008   Post 6
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That ought to end well....
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