Grandmas Don't Know Everything

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April 27th, 2008   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you."





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April 27th, 2008   #2
Sevens
 
 
LOL Nice....


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April 28th, 2008   #3
pixiedustboo
 
 
LOL, oh no.


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April 28th, 2008   #4
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahaha


 
April 28th, 2008   #5
Peddler
 
 
LOL.... cute!


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April 28th, 2008   #6
justin1552
 
 
That ought to end well....


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