Topic: Grandma's boyfriend

tomtom22 · October 2nd, 2005

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back side of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son! Is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

Italian Guy · October 2nd, 2005

Tomtom I love your jokes

LIPS · October 3rd, 2005

USAFAUX2004 · October 3rd, 2005

Wow. Nice

bulldogg · October 3rd, 2005

Good stuff.

MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs · October 4th, 2005

wow thats great!!!! lol

MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs

Padre · October 9th, 2005

That Minister mustn't be use to a Catholic flock

tomtom22 · February 13th, 2007

Bump...

Got this one in my email today.

JulesLee · February 14th, 2007

Lolol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Infidel · February 14th, 2007

that's great..

October 2nd, 2005	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Grandma's boyfriend A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the back side of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son! Is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 2nd, 2005	Post 2
Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	Tomtom I love your jokes __________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

October 3rd, 2005	Post 3
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

October 3rd, 2005	Post 4
USAFAUX2004 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	Wow. Nice __________________ MICHAEL HATKEVICH, C/Capt, CAP

October 3rd, 2005	Post 5
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Good stuff. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

October 4th, 2005	Post 6
MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs Milites Gregarius	wow thats great!!!! lol MoRtArSnCaLiBeRs

October 9th, 2005	Post 7
Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	That Minister mustn't be use to a Catholic flock

February 13th, 2007	Post 8
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Bump... Got this one in my email today.

February 14th, 2007	Post 9
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	Lolol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

February 14th, 2007	Post 10
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's great.. __________________

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