Government Policy

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January 8th, 2004   #1
Mark Conley
 
 

Government Policy info


Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey every again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a Government Policy begins.


“If we should have to fight, we should be prepared to do so from the neck up instead of from the neck down.”— General James H. Doolittle, USAAF
 
January 9th, 2004   #2
USMCdevilpup
 
 
ain't that the truth?


For Honor. For Courage. For Country.
 
January 9th, 2004   #3
D_Plus_One
 
That is frighteningly true.


Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
-Wilfred Owen
 
January 10th, 2004   #4
Redneck
 
 
But no monkeys ever got wet agian did they?


No boom, no boom, no boom, Amen.
 
January 19th, 2007   #5
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
January 23rd, 2007   #6
Team Infidel
 
 
oh sooooooo true


 
January 23rd, 2007   #7
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by USMCdevilpup
ain't that the truth?
What he said!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
January 24th, 2007   #8
AFSteliga
 
 
Definitely true.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

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