Topic: Gotta Love the Int'l Date Line...

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July 12th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Gotta Love the Int'l Date Line...


STATIONED in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called me at work with the wonderful news of my grandchild's birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers. "I'm a grandmother!" I declared. "It's a baby girl, and she weighs five pounds."

"When was she born?" someone asked.

Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the calendar and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"

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July 12th, 2007   Post 2
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July 12th, 2007   Post 3
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Hahaha. Nice one.
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July 13th, 2007   Post 4
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I can actually say I've experienced something like this before. Jes and I went to Australia in 2005 -- coming back, our flight landed in Los Angeles before our flight in Sydney took off.
 
July 13th, 2007   Post 5
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Very nice! LOL
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July 17th, 2007   Post 6
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nice.........
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July 21st, 2007   Post 7
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I'm tellin ya...Time is a BITCH... LOL
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