Next time you're in battle, instead of throwing a grenade, throw apples. Then, while the enemy's wondering why the **** you're throwing apples at him, throw a real grenade.

:P

Is that a quote from ckim715??

Originally Posted by Redleg

Is that a quote from ckim715??

hahaha no, my buddy told me that one, had me in tears

That's classic! An Army sergeant told me to blast ACDC across the desert when I got there so the enemy couldn't hear the grenades explode until they were dead already. Didn't make too much sense, but he transferred from the Marines so he's a bit of a nutcase!

Sounds familiar to a Jack Handy quote from Saturday Night Live:


"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the
enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make
everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking,
you can throw a real grenade at them."


Cindi