Missileer
Active member
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To
save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room
with Dominic because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to
make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Dominic and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Dominic snored so loudly, I just
sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Dominic shakes
the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bob's turn. Bob was a big burly weight lifter; a man's
man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man,
what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dominic into
bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room
with Dominic because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to
make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Dominic and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Dominic snored so loudly, I just
sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Dominic shakes
the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bob's turn. Bob was a big burly weight lifter; a man's
man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy
tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man,
what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dominic into
bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
:lol:
