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April 27th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter  | Post; Goodnight KissSome retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dominic because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Dominic and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Dominic snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Dominic shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Bob's turn. Bob was a big burly weight lifter; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dominic into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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April 27th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Hahahaha
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April 27th, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | This is sooooo wrong.
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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April 27th, 2006
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| Master Gunner | LOL! Bad, very bad, but good!
__________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia  |
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April 27th, 2006
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  |  
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April 27th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer |  Post; Very bad, but good!Quote:
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April 28th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | hahaha thats funy but WRONG!
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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April 28th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Dominic wasn't too keen on it either. |
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April 30th, 2006
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | brillliant!
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April 30th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Scary on so many levels...but funny on so much more...good stuff..
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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