I wish all the ladies, were holes in the road, n i was the mixer, id fill em with my load
I wish all the ladies, were bricks in a pile, n i was the massor, id lay em all in style
I wish all the ladies, were pies on a shelf, n i was the baker , id eat em all myself
I wish all the ladies, were bells in a tower, n i was the bell boy a banging by the hour
O yea,
O yea,
Semper Fi,
Do or die,
o yea
MARINE CORPS

Gotta memorize that before the mods come around . That's a great one. Welcome to the forum

Don't do that one with any Fourth Batallion fans around

Don't do that one with any Fourth Batallion fans around

err ma'am It wasn't sexual in nature at all. . . .side straddle hops, aye aye ma'am.

use to call out that cadence all the time when i was 3/3

I'm a female and I'm not offended by that cadence at all. I think it's extremely funny. Then again, I am the only female in a family of men so that could be why. damn I love my life

That was a good one, but how about this one:
They say that in the Marine Corps
The men are mighty fine
but here I am at Camp Lejeune
and I see that they were lyin'
They say that in the Marine Corps
The men are all high class
but here I am at Camp Lejeune
and they all want my ass
They say that in the Marine Corps
The men are all sincere
but I always see them in the barracks
drinking lots of beers
They say that in the Marine Corps
The men are all real tall
but it doesn't matter about your height
when your package is so small

oohrah.

lol...that's funnier than sh*t. Sorry, can't think of snything else to say. LMFAO