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January 7th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Good Lawyer, Honest Man


A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."
The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
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January 7th, 2008   Post 2
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LMBO. That's good.
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January 8th, 2008   Post 3
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Very nice!!!! And very true.
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January 9th, 2008   Post 4
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I'll bet the lawyer was on the bottom...
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January 11th, 2008   Post 5
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I hope the lawyer was on the bottom...
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January 13th, 2008   Post 6
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I know the Lawyer was on the bottom
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January 14th, 2008   Post 7
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Hahahaha....what a wise little boy!
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