tomtom22
Chief Engineer
Good Irish Story...... God Bless the Irish!!!
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me- a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. Iwant a divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so atleast I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began:Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young ladyhere asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defencelessthat I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that shewas very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that shehadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her homeand warmed up the enchiladasI made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you'reafraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while shewas doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so Ithrew them away. Then, as she needed clothes, "I gave her thedesigner jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wearbecause you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear thatwas your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don'thave good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that youdon't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots youbought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone atwork has a pair like them..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walkedher to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please...do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me- a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. Iwant a divorce straight away!"
And Paddy (for it was he) replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so atleast I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And Paddy began:Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young ladyhere asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defencelessthat I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that shewas very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that shehadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her homeand warmed up the enchiladasI made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you'reafraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while shewas doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so Ithrew them away. Then, as she needed clothes, "I gave her thedesigner jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wearbecause you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear thatwas your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don'thave good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that youdon't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots youbought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone atwork has a pair like them..."
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walkedher to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please...do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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