Topic: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Charge 7 · January 25th, 2005

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

rotc boy · January 25th, 2005

lmfao!!! that is one of the greatest things ive heard

C/2nd Lt Robot · January 25th, 2005

That's good.

Darcia · January 26th, 2005

That was good.

the_13th_redneck · January 26th, 2005

Oh man that's brilliant

AFSteliga · January 26th, 2005

Very nice.

tomtom22 · November 21st, 2005

Great jokes, never heard them in that format before.

bulldogg · November 21st, 2005

Damien435 · November 21st, 2005

Those are aweome man!

Pacific Lure · June 10th, 2007

January 25th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do! __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

January 25th, 2005	Post 3
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	That's good. __________________ WOLFPACK! The Devil wanted a refund on my soul; I told him all sales final.

January 26th, 2005	Post 4
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	That was good. __________________ ^_^

January 26th, 2005	Post 5
the_13th_redneck Je suis aware Gear	Oh man that's brilliant __________________ I sold my soul to the devil, and the price was cheap.

January 26th, 2005	Post 6
AFSteliga Milforum Moderator Gear	Very nice. __________________ Cpl K. Steliga VFR/IFR Data Coordinator Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Per ardua ad astra

November 21st, 2005	Post 7
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Great jokes, never heard them in that format before. __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

November 21st, 2005	Post 8
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

November 21st, 2005	Post 9
Damien435 Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	Those are aweome man! __________________ Please note that 98% of what I say is my opinion and/or my "version" of the facts. Most of what I say is rumor with little to no evidence to back it up, just something I picked up somewhere. My City

June 10th, 2007	Post 10
Pacific Lure Centurion	Post; Funny ones Charge 7!!! __________________ Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman

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