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August 24th, 2006   Post 1
Sevens
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Post; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...


The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
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August 25th, 2006   Post 2
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yeah, i have seen this before.. still pretty good.
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August 25th, 2006   Post 3
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Sorry, Sevens, this has been posted before by Charge7:
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
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