tomtom22
Chief Engineer
A golfer was in a competitive match with a friend, who was ahead by a couple of strokes.
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt", the golfer mumbled to himself.
Just then, a stranger walked up beside him and whispered, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man was crazy and his answer would be meaningless, the golfer also felt that maybe this was a good omen.
So he said, "Sure!", and easily sank the putt.
Two holes later, our golfer mumbled to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger was at his side again, and whispered, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replied, "Okay."
And he made the eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needed another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moved to his side and whispered, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely!", the golfer replied, and he made that eagle.
As the golfer was walking to the club house, the stranger walked alongside him and said, "I haven't really been fair with you, because you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you", the golfer replied. "I'm Father O'Malley."
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"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt", the golfer mumbled to himself.
Just then, a stranger walked up beside him and whispered, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man was crazy and his answer would be meaningless, the golfer also felt that maybe this was a good omen.
So he said, "Sure!", and easily sank the putt.
Two holes later, our golfer mumbled to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger was at his side again, and whispered, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replied, "Okay."
And he made the eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needed another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moved to his side and whispered, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely!", the golfer replied, and he made that eagle.
As the golfer was walking to the club house, the stranger walked alongside him and said, "I haven't really been fair with you, because you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you", the golfer replied. "I'm Father O'Malley."
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