Topic: Golf With A Nun

tomtom22 · February 15th, 2006

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "****, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again.
"****, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father George, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father George swings and misses again. "****, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice .......

"****, I missed."

MightyMacbeth · February 15th, 2006

ahahahahaaa!! thats hilarious !

fronzz · February 16th, 2006

:P Hilarious!!!

Padre · February 16th, 2006

Sister hadn't heard what GOLF stands for........Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

DolphinDancer · February 17th, 2006

Good one tomtom.

Team Infidel · October 28th, 2007

CrazyLilCajun · October 29th, 2007

hahahahaha.........wasnt he lucky

NCdt Steliga · October 29th, 2007

That's a good one.

Sevens · October 29th, 2007

I don't know whether to laugh or confess my sins. LOL

February 15th, 2006	Post 1
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Post; Golf With A Nun A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "**, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. ", I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father George, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father George swings and misses again. ", I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... "*, I missed." __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations*

February 15th, 2006	Post 2
MightyMacbeth I am Honor Gear	ahahahahaaa!! thats hilarious ! __________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton

February 16th, 2006	Post 3
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	:P Hilarious!!! __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

February 17th, 2006	Post 5
DolphinDancer Optio	Good one tomtom. __________________ Planning is something you do while you're doing something else. Quote by John Lennon

October 28th, 2007	Post 6
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	__________________

February 16th, 2006	Post 4
Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	Sister hadn't heard what GOLF stands for........Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.

October 29th, 2007	Post 7
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	hahahahaha.........wasnt he lucky __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 29th, 2007	Post 8
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	That's a good one. __________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra

October 29th, 2007	Post 9
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	I don't know whether to laugh or confess my sins. LOL __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

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