About Golf in Newfoundland

I3BrigPvSk · July 19th, 2012

On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote town. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" (boy) says the attendant. Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Mike.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Mike.

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting! "

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July 19th, 2012	#1
I3BrigPvSk	Golf in Newfoundland info On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote town. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "How's she cuttin' bye" (boy) says the attendant. Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Mike. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Mike. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting! " Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. Niccolo Machiavelli

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