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Team Infidel · October 12th, 2007

The golfer's wife was frantic that he hadn't returned at the normal time from his weekly round of golf. One hour passes, two hours... Finally, eight hours after he would usually return home, Bob comes in the door and collapses on the couch.
"What took you so long, Bob? I was so worried...!" the dutiful wife says.
"There we were at the fourth tee and Harry hit a great drive, fell over and died on the spot." replied the exhausted husband.
"Oh, that's just awful" responds the wife.
"You are right, it was horrible. All day it has been hit the ball, drag Harry. Hit the ball, drag Harry..."

Vigilante · October 12th, 2007

Good one!

Sevens · October 12th, 2007

Oh brother.

LOL

tomtom22 · October 13th, 2007

Oh my God!!

CrazyLilCajun · October 14th, 2007

oh goodness.....

AFSteliga · October 14th, 2007

Nice one.

Peddler · October 15th, 2007

lol.......

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October 12th, 2007	#1
Team Infidel	Golf Joke info The golfer's wife was frantic that he hadn't returned at the normal time from his weekly round of golf. One hour passes, two hours... Finally, eight hours after he would usually return home, Bob comes in the door and collapses on the couch. "What took you so long, Bob? I was so worried...!" the dutiful wife says. "There we were at the fourth tee and Harry hit a great drive, fell over and died on the spot." replied the exhausted husband. "Oh, that's just awful" responds the wife. "You are right, it was horrible. All day it has been hit the ball, drag Harry. Hit the ball, drag Harry..."

October 12th, 2007	#3
Sevens	Oh brother. LOL Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.

October 13th, 2007	#4
tomtom22	Oh my God!! "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

October 14th, 2007	#5
CrazyLilCajun	oh goodness..... "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

October 14th, 2007	#6
AFSteliga	Nice one. MCpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Royal Canadian Air Force Per ardua ad astra

October 15th, 2007	#7
Peddler	lol....... "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

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