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November 13th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Post; God and the college professorA college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the A.C.L.U. was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there was no God. Addressing the ceiling, he shouted: "God! If you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes! The lecture room fell silent. ----Ten Minutes Went By---- "I'm waiting God! If you're real, knock me off this damned platform!" Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God! I'm still waiting!" His count got down to the last couple of seconds when a Navy SEAL, who was just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraz and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face and sent the professor tumbling from his platform, knocking him out cold. The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and feel siletn also...waiting. Eventually the professor got back on his feet and was noticably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?!? Why did you do that?!?" To which the SEAL replied: "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an ass-hole. So he sent me." |
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November 13th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | Hell Yeah Man!
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November 13th, 2005
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| Primus Pilus | lol yea ppl needs to be more appreciative to the ppl serving
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November 13th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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November 13th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  | 
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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November 13th, 2005
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| I am Honor | a grand one indeed
__________________ ~when a man does his best, what else is there? Gen.George S.Patton  |
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November 15th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | very good
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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November 15th, 2005
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| Milforum's Postmaster | very nice
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November 15th, 2005
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| Canuckus Maximus  | That was a good one
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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November 15th, 2005
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| Centurion | Nice...I'm going to have to hold onto that one for the future.
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